Celeb Couples We Forgot

For most celebrities, they want to be famous for their talent, but in many cases, it all depends on who you are dating and when. When two huge stars get together, the media is sent into a frenzy. The world waits for every sighting and photo of the pair. However, the “Hollywood Curse” means relationships in the City of Dreams are not to last. But if these celebrities really think we are going to forget about their past romances, then they are mistaken. We are now going to refresh your memory with some of the most famous celebrity relationships from the past that you may have forgotten existed.

Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz

Nicole Kidman is known to pack on the PDA with her singer husband, Keith Urban. However, before Keith, and even Tom Cruise for that matter, Kidman was once engaged to musician Lenny Kravitz.

Nicole Kidman and Lenny Kravitz

While the former couple was engaged in 2003, the Stepford Wives star went on to explain that she “wasn’t ready” to get married, so the pair never did. However, Nicole Kidman has since gone on to star alongside Kravitz’s daughter, Zoe, in the hit series, Big Little Lies.

Sandra Bullock and Matthew McConaughey

After starring alongside one another in A Time to Kill, Sandra Bullock and Matthew McConaughey started dating. It’s hard to remember a time before McConaughey was married to Camilla Alves, with the pair being envied for their beautiful romance, as well as their beautiful looks.

Sandra Bullock And Matthew McConaughey

However, four years before tying the knot, McConaughey spoke of his romance with Bullock to Playboy stating, “She’s not a little girl. She’s a woman.” He continued to speak highly of his then-beau expressing, “She could run a country.”

Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette

Ryan Reynolds and his current wife, Blake Lively, have proven they are “couple goals” on their respective social media pages. However, before meeting the Gossip Girl star, marrying her, and having two children, the Deadpool actor dated Alanis Morissette.

Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette

The Canadian actor and the Canadian singer met in 2002 and continued to date for the next four years. In fact, Reynolds had proposed to the “Ironic” singer, but the couple never said their “I do’s.” Rather, they parted ways in 2006.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal

It was a sad time for Reese Witherspoon when her marriage to the father of her kids, Ryan Philippe, broke down. However, fans rejoiced when it was reported that Witherspoon began dating the very handsome Jake Gyllenhaal.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal

The two megastars met while on the set of the movie Rendition in 2007, and sparks began to fly. They officially became a couple soon after but, it was only to last two years since the Big Little Lies star and the Brokeback Mountain actor ended in 2009.

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin

While starring on That ’70s Show, Mila Kunis was dating Home Alone star, Macaulay Culkin. The couple began dating in 2002 and were a couple for the next eight years.

Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin

Speaking to Howard Stern, Kunis recalled, “He was huge. You couldn’t walk down the street with him. He always had this weird attraction, like fans just screamed when they saw him!” It seems the attraction between the pair was no longer there, however, since they called it quits in 2011.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bündchen

He is one of the world’s most famous bachelors, and we still wait to see which woman manages to sweep Leonardo DiCaprio off his feet. It is hard to tell since he once dated the one-time highest-paid supermodel, Gisele Bundchen.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen

Before marrying top football star, Tom Brady, Gisele dated Leo on and off for almost six years. Although they made a beautiful couple, it was not to last. Perhaps Leo is pulling a George Clooney and will get married in his 50s.

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley

We may have mentioned that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were total “couple goals” but, at one point in time, the world was rooting for Blake Lively and her co-star, Penn Badgley.

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley

Not only were the two co-stars, but they were also each other’s love interest on Gossip Girl. Having gone from an on-screen relationship to an off-screen one, fans of Gossip Girl rejoiced at the news. After three years of dating, the pair called it quits in 2010 but, thankfully, they ended up together on Gossip Girl.

Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger

Bradley Cooper is on every girl’s radar but has officially been off the market since 2015. However, before meeting his current girlfriend and mother of his child, Irina Shayk, he was dating actress Renée Zellweger.

Bradley Cooper and Renée Zellweger

The pair met on the set of the 2006 thriller, Case 39, but began dating in 2009 when the film was released. After months of media speculation on the status of their relationship, the couple refused to ever speak about it, but would make appearances together. In 2011, the former couple called it quits.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

After her relationship with That ’70s Show star, Wilmer Valderrama, ended, Lindsay Lohan dated Hard Rock Cafe heir Harry Morton in 2006. Following their breakup, The Parent Trap star became linked to British DJ, Samantha Ronson.

Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson

The pair began dating in 2008, but the high-profile relationship ended between the actress and the musician in 2009. Speaking of her relationship, Lohan told Us Weekly that their romance was not to last because “Two toxic people cannot be together. End of story.”

Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller

Angelina Jolie has certainly made her fair share of media headlines due to her relationship choices, not to mention her scandals and affairs in the process.

Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller

However, before her high profile marriage to her Mr & Mrs Smith co-star, Brad Pitt, Jolie was married to Jonny Lee Miller. Similarly to her and Pitt, the former couple met on the set of their film, Hackers, in 1995. They were married a year later in March 1996 but split up three years later in 1999.

Michael Keaton and Courtney Cox

She is best known for playing Monica Geller on the hit sitcom, Friends, but before becoming one of the most well-known and highest paid actresses for this role, Courtney Cox was in a relationship with Michael Keaton.

Michael Keaton and Courtney Cox

In fact, Keaton and Cox dated for over six years, before splitting up in 1995. This was just one year after she first appeared as a leading character on the NBC sitcom, and she later went to marry David Arquette. They share one child together but have since divorced.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Downey Jr.

Sarah Jessica Parker has nothing but beautiful words to say about her current husband, Matthew Broderick, but she did have another serious relationship before meeting her soulmate.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Downey Jr.

In fact, the Sex and the City star dated fellow actor Robert Downey Jr. before they split up in 1991. The pair were together for seven years before putting an end to their relationship, and the reason for the breakdown of their relationship was the actor’s struggles with addiction at the time.

Kim Kardashian and Nick Cannon

Kim Kardashian is now famously married to rapper and singer Kanye West, with the world watching her and her family’s every move. However, before we were all Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim was trying to keep up with Nick Cannon.

Kim Kardashian and Nick Cannon

The pair began dating in September 2006 before Kim Kardashian was one of the most famous women alive, but it was only to last four months. The pair called it quits in January 2007 and Cannon later went on to marry, and divorce, Mariah Carey.

Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron

When it was reported that Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron were an item, everyone labeled them to be an unlikely pair. With Rodriquez being ten years older than the High School Musical star, not many people saw this relationship coming.

Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron

They proved everyone right since they dated for just two months before a “very mutual” split. Perhaps the fact that Rodriguez got into a relationship with model Cara Delevingne that same year had something to do with it.

Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth

Orlando Bloom is another actor most girls swoon over whenever he comes on screen, but some lucky ladies have had the opportunity to date the Pirates of the Caribbean star.

Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth

While he is most famous for being married to the beautiful Victoria’s Secret model, Miranda Kerr, in 2010, he was previously in a relationship with Kate Bosworth. The Blue Crush star dated the handsome actor for two years before ending it in 2005. Kate, however, is just more proof that Orlando dates beautiful ladies.

Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow

Before marrying a successful British singer, it seems that Gwyneth Paltrow was into leading Hollywood men. While things didn’t work out with Brad Pitt, she also dated Good Will Hunting actor, Ben Affleck.

Ben Affleck and Gwyneth Paltrow

The famous pair began dating in 1997 for two years until 1999, before getting back together briefly and ending things for good in 2000. “He’s super intelligent and really, really talented and he’s funny,” Paltrow told Howard Stern. “But he wasn’t in a good place in his life to have a girlfriend.”

Mark Ronson and Rashida Jones

Mark Ronson is famous for producing hits such as “Uptown Funk” by Bruno Mars and “Valerie” by Amy Winehouse, so it is no surprise Rashida Jones was once attracted to such a talented star.

Mark Ronson and Rashida Jones

Ronson and Jones dated from 2002 to 2004 and were even engaged at one point. Ronson proposed to the actress after one year together, by creating a crossword puzzle with the message “Will you marry me.” Their engagement lasted one year and was called off at the same time as their relationship.

Usher and Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas

Usher and Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas were both big names during the early 2000s thanks to their respective singing careers, but they became a power duo when they became romantically linked.

Usher And Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas

The singers began dating in 2001, and Rozonda even starred in Usher’s video for his single “U Got It Bad” that same year. However, the pair were reported to have broken up in 2003 because of Usher’s infidelity, although the TLC singer said, “We broke up because I guess it was that time or whatever.”

Justin Timberlake and Jenna Dewan-Tatum

She may have been in one of Hollywood’s favorite marriages before parting ways with her husband of ten years, Channing Tatum, but before she even met her former husband, Jenna Dewan was linked to Justin Timberlake.

Justin Timberlake And Jenna Dewan-Tatum

Back in 2002, Jenna was a backup dancer for the “Cry Me a River” singer, and it was also around the same time that Timberlake’s relationship with Britney Spears ended. “We dated…yeah,” Jenna told Andy Cohen. “We were like friends that then dated….I was not the rebound!”

Brad Pitt and Shalane McCall

This may be the first time you’re seeing Brad Pitt on this list, but it definitely isn’t the last time. Then again, that’s not much of a surprise considering the ‘ladies man’ reputation he’s managed to build over the years.

Brad Pitt and Shalane McCall

In any case, here he is with Shalane McCall — a (now) former child actress and model best known for her portrayal as Charlotte “Charlie” Wade on the CBS prime-time soap opera Dallas. In 1987, when Pitt was 24 years old, he landed a four-episode stint on Dallas where he met 15-year-old McCall and began an eyebrow-raising relationship with her.

Seal and Tyra Banks

Many people are most likely to remember Seal’s high-profile marriage to model Heidi Klum. However, before the singer even met the German beauty, he dated another top supermodel.

Seal And Tyra Banks

It seems Seal had a thing for models since he briefly dated Tyra Banks in 1996. While Tyra Banks has not proven to be so lucky in love since their brief romance, Seal went on to marry Heidi Klum in 2005, and their marriage lasted nine years before their divorce was finalized in 2014.

Scarlett Johansson and Jack Antonoff

Before Jack Antonoff began dating Girls actress, Lena Dunham, he dated Scarlett Johanson. In fact, the two actors dated for two years when they were 17 and in high school.

Scarlett Johansson And Jack Antonoff

Moreover, the teenage sweethearts attended prom together in 2002. Things are very different these days for the exes and, while Antonoff’s relationship with Lena recently came to an end, Scarlett has been married, and divorced, twice. She divorced Ryan Reynolds in 2011 and, just last year, her and Romain Dauriac divorced after three years of marriage.

Aubrey Plaza and Michael Cera

Funnyman Michael Cera started dating his Scott Pilgrim vs. the World co-star, Aubrey Plaza, in 2010. The actors dated for over a year before calling it quits, but Plaza later spoke to Vulture about their romance.

Aubrey Plaza And Michael Cera

“We drove across the country after we shot that movie and almost got married in Vegas,” she recalled. A year later, Aubrey began dating Jeff Baena, and the couple has been together ever since, so it doesn’t look like Michael Cera will ever be back in the picture.

Ryan Gosling and Sandra Bullock

In 2011 it was rumored that Sandra Bullock could be dating Ryan Reynolds, but this would not have been the first Ryan in her life. In fact, the Miss Congeniality actress dated fellow actor Ryan Gosling for one year in 2002.

Ryan Gosling And Sandra Bullock

The couple made headlines when their romance went public after meeting on the movie Murder By Numbers, and not just because they were both big names in Hollywood. Rather, it was their 16-year age difference that caught the attention of the media.

Madonna and Dennis Rodman

Madonna had a very high-profile relationship with director Guy Ritchie, and an even more public divorce when their marriage came to an end in 2008. But before Ritchie, there was Dennis Rodman.

Madonna And Dennis Rodman

The “Papa Don’t Preach” songstress dated the basketball player for a brief time in 1994. This came after his divorce from Annie Bakes, and the retired basketball player has since gone on to marry, and divorce, twice more.

Cameron Diaz and Jared Leto

Actress Cameron Diaz dated the 30 Seconds To Mars frontman, Jared Leto, from 1999 to 2003. In fact, it was rumored that the former couple was even engaged during this time, with Diaz reportedly wearing a $15,000 engagement ring to the Golden Globes in 2003.

Cameron Diaz and Jared Leto

It seems that the couple was heading in the other direction that same year, however, and have continued to go their separate ways. Diaz has had a string of relationships before settling down with Benji Madden, and Leto remains unmarried.

Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez

Alex Rodriguez has been linked to Cameron Diaz and Madonna and has been dating Jennifer Lopez since 2007. However, there was a time when the baseball star dated How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days actress, Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson and Alex Rodriguez

The famous duo dated for seven months in 2009, before calling it quits in 2009. This was just a year after his divorce from his wife of six years, Cynthia Scurtis, was finalized. A-Rod and Cynthia welcomed two daughters together during their marriage.

Lamar Odom and Taraji P. Henson

It is hard to remember who else Lamar Odom was romantically linked to other than his high-profile relationship with Khloe Kardashian. While that marriage was not to last, it remains to be one that makes many media headlines due to the unfortunate actions of the basketball player.

Lamar Odom and Taraji P. Henson

However, Odom was once linked to actress Taraji P. Henson, and she even took him to a Golden Globes party in 2009. It was rumored that Odom had proposed to Henson in 2009, just weeks before popping the question to Khloe.

Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore

Wilmer Valderrama has had several high-profile relationships including one with Lindsay Lohan and, more recently, with songstress Demi Lovato. However, between 2001 and 2002, the That ’70s Show actor dated the This Is Us actress and singer, Mandy Moore.

Wilmer Valderrama and Mandy Moore

In fact, Moore then went onto date Scrubs actor, Zach Braff, in 2004, before settling down with her partner, Ryan Adams, in 2009. The pair has since divorced, and Wilmer remains unmarried.

Tom Cruise and Cher

Perhaps Cher wishes she could turn back time after revealing to Andy Cohen that Top Gun actor, Tom Cruise, was in her “top 5.” The pair only briefly dated, meanwhile, in 1985, and didn’t go further than a fling so many people may not even remember the former couple.

Tom Cruise and Cher

Rather, Cher’s marriage to Sonny Bono during the 70s was better known, and Cruise’s relationships and marriages to Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes were more high-profile than his past with the singer.

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez

It’s hard to try and keep up with who Selena Gomez is dating these days – is it Justin Bieber, is it The Weeknd, is it Justin Bieber again? Meanwhile, before romances between the former Disney child star and either of the singers began, Gomez dated fellow Disney actor and boyband member, Nick Jonas.

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez

During this time, the Jonas Brothers released their single “Burnin Up” which became their first top five hit in the United States, and Gomez appeared in the song’s music video.

Alyssa Milano and Justin Timberlake

While Jenna Dewan-Tatum emphasized that she was not the rebound for Mr. Timberlake following his devastating break-up with Britney Spears, Alyssa Milano claims she was.

Alyssa Milano and Justin Timberlake

It was years later that the Charmed actress confirmed she briefly dated Justin Timberlake back in the early 2000s and confessed, “Right after Britney broke his heart, I swooped in for the kill!” The pair failed to have a serious relationship, and Justin Timberlake went on to have a long-term relationship with Cameron Diaz before eventually marrying Jessica Biel.

David Spade and Julie Bowen

David Spade was described by E! News as “a bachelor-era George Clooney of the comedy world,” and there is a great reason for this description.

David Spade and Julie Bowen

The comedic actor, who rose to fame on Saturday Night Live, has had a string of leading Hollywood ladies while in the public eye, but he is still yet to settle down with any. Amongst this list of women is Modern Family actress, Julie Bowen. The pair dated for a year back in 2002 when Spade starred on Just Shoot Me! and Bowen on Ed.

Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle

Back in 2013, Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle were spotted looking more than friends on several occasions. However, when rumors swirled that the alleged couple had broken up, Rosario spoke to NET-A-PORTER about the breakup.

Rosario Dawson and Danny Boyle

She told the publication: “It’s not like we announced our relationship, so it’s not like we’re going to announce our breakup.” Meanwhile, the pictures did all the talking, with the director and actress spending time with just one another and looking closer than just friends.

Jamie Dornan and Keira Knightley

He now has the lucrative role of playing Mr. Christian Grey on screen, but before he was cast to star in the film adaptation of the hit book, he had caught the eye of British actress Keira Knightley.

Jamie Dornan and Keira Knightley

The beautiful pair began dating in 2003 after they met shooting an ad campaign but went their separate ways in 2005. During this time, both actors were pretty lowkey actors, but have since gone on to achieve worldwide stardom with Keira starring in the hit Pirates of the Carribean franchise.

50 Cent and Chelsea Handler

Perhaps one of the most unexpected pairings on this list is 50 Cent and Chelsea Handler. The comedic talk-show host dated the famous rapper back in 2010, even though she stated in an Oprah interview “I’m not gonna date somebody whose name is a number.”

50 Cent and Chelsea Handler

Nevertheless, it seems this man, whose stage name is a number, swept the blonde beauty off her feet, and she found herself “satiated” during their time together. Any romance between the two, however, was not to last.

Seth MacFarlane and Emilia Clarke

He is the mastermind behind the hit animated sitcom Family Guy and she plays Khaleesi, Mother of Dragons, in HBO’s Game of Thrones, and in 2012 Seth MacFarlane and Emilia Clarke’s paths somehow crossed.

Seth MacFarlane and Emilia Clarke

However, after just six months of dating, the unexpected pair called it quits in 2013. Meanwhile, a year later, Clarke was voted the most desirable woman in the world by AskMen readers, and Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2015, so it seems Seth missed out big time.

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn

In 2011, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn made headlines when their relationship became public. Their romance caused an outcry due to their massive age difference, with Penn being 50-years-old at the time, and the Lost in Translation actress just 26.

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn

However, after five months together, reports swirled that Sean Penn “did not want to be tied down” to Scarlett and, therefore, called off their romance. Further reports suggested that Johansson was eager to rekindle the flame between the two, but was not successful.

Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra

For a brief time in December 2012 to the following February, music mogul Simon Cowell dated former Playboy model, Carmen Electra. Speaking of her former beau, Electra said she thinks Simon Cowell is “awesome and very charming.”

Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra

However, he was not so awesome when it was reported that Cowell had not remained faithful and was the cause of their split. Nevertheless, Carmen did state, “I just thought Simon was so much fun and was so smart and he’s really interesting.”

Christina Applegate and Brad Pitt

When Married… With Children star, Christina Applegate brought Brad Pitt as her date to the 1989 MTV Video Music Awards, everyone rightfully believed the pair were dating.

Christina Applegate and Brad Pitt

With Brad Pitt being considered one of the most attractive men in the world since then, we can’t blame Christina for falling for him. However, halfway through the night, the blonde bombshell ditched her up-and-coming-actor date for another man! Skid Row rocker Sebastian Bach insists that he was the guy, although Christina has never confirmed.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst

Following her feature in the hit film, Spiderman, in 2002, Kirsten Dunst was the “It Girl” of the moment. It is no surprise, therefore, that heartthrob Jake Gyllenhaal had his eyes set on the star.

Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst

The famous actors became a couple in 2002 before splitting two years later in 2004. While their hearts may have been breaking during this time, so were all their fans’ when the split was announced. “It would be nice to see him, but we’re not good friends,” Dunst told Allure in 2009.

Ashton Kutcher and January Jones

It is hard to forget the time Ashton Kutcher was famously married to actress Demi Moore, and even the fact that he is now married to his former co-star, Mila Kunis.

Ashton Kutcher and January Jones

However, do you remember when Kutcher was dating Man Men star, January Jones? Just in case you forgot, let us refresh your memory. The famous actor dated the blonde bombshell from 1998 for three years, before both of his high-profile relationships, and before calling it quits in 2001. Two years later, Jones began dating Josh Groban for the next three years.

Sheryl Crow and Owen Wilson

Sheryl Crow was famously engaged to Lance Armstrong, but before Lance, there was Owen Wilson, who she dated from 1999 until 2001. “I have always gone out with guys who were highly successful, which would seem like it would put me at an equal level,” she says.

Sheryl Crow and Owen Wilson

“But what ends up happening is that one of you becomes smaller – and it was always me. I do think that sometimes in order for one person’s light to shine, everyone else has to dim theirs.”

Jessica Biel and Chris Evans

Jessica Biel is famously married to Justin Timberlake, and the couple has welcomed a son together. However, just as her famous singer husband had several high-profile and long-term relationships before tying the knot, so did Biel.

Jessica Biel and Chris Evans

During her final years on 7th Heaven, The Sinner star began dating fellow actor, Chris Evans. The couple began their relationship in 2001 and continued to date on-and-off until June 2006. Following the breakdown of her relationship, Biel met Timberlake, and the rest is history!

Pink and Joey Fatone

They may not have been in a high-profile relationship, but no one can ignore the fact that Pink once dated a member of N’SYNC during the early 2000s. At a time when N’SYNC was the biggest boy band around, any girl would have been lucky to be on the arm of one of the guys.

Pink and Joey Fatone

“He took me to Friendly’s on a date and he bought me an ice cream,” she revealed to Glamour. “Such a sweetheart. He asked my dad’s permission!”

Mariah Carey and Luis Miguel

Mariah Carey recently opened up about the men in her life in an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine, saying, “I haven’t had that many, but there has been a variety pack. I’ve only been with five people in my life, so I’m kind of a prude, honestly, compared to most others in the field,”

Mariah Carey and Luis Miguel

That gives each relationship she’s had quite a bit more significance, not in the least of which was Luis Miguel, the Latin crooner she dated from 1998-2001.

Nick Lachey and Kim Kardashian

The 90s heartthrob and former member of boyband 98 Degrees may have not dated Kardashian for long, but it still counts in our book. “To say that she’s my ex is a little bit of a liberal use of the term.”

Nick Lachey and Kim Kardashian

The two went to see a movie at once point, and Nick was astounded when 25 paparazzi were standing outside when Kim got up to use the restroom halfway through the movie.  Brief as their dating history is, Nick only had nice things to say about the reality star.

George Clooney and Lucy Liu

Before his now-wife Amal showed up, George Clooney was long considered one of Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors. He dated all manner of beautiful and famous actresses, including Charlies Angels actress Lucy Liu.

George Clooney and Lucy Liu

Although it was never confirmed, the pair grew were seen together numerous times around the year 2000. The rumors were all but confirmed when the two were snapped by paparazzi sharing a New Year’s smooch in the back of a limousine in true Hollywood couple style.

Matthew McConaughey and Janet Jackson

During a game of “Plead the Fifth” on the nighttime talk show Watch What Happens Live, host Andy Cohen sought to set the record straight on the longstanding rumor that McConaughey once dated Janet Jackson.

Matthew McConaughey and Janet Jackson

McConaughey’s response was to laugh and attempt to evade the question, but when Cohen pressed him, he finally answered that he had, in fact, dated the singer… but not for very long. “We went and had dinner. That was sort of it,” he said.

Brooke Shields and Nicolas Cage

Back in the ’80s, Brooke Shields was considered one of Hollywood’s most controversial “it” girls. So it’s no wonder that she would get together with bad boy Nicolas Cage, who has a history of dating some of Hollywood’s most beautiful women (and ending each relationship disastrously).

Brooke Shields and Nicolas Cage

The extensive details of their courtship aren’t known, but when Cage brought Shields to the premiere of his film Moonstruck, people began to suspect it was more than just a fling.

Julia Roberts and Liam Neeson

While we love to watch some of our favorite A-List stars grace our screens, we love nothing more than knowing who they are dating, if not marrying! What’s even better, is when they are dating each other.

Julia Roberts and Liam Neeson

But sometimes, it’s easy to forget about celebrities who dated long ago. These are two of Hollywood’s biggest stars, and it’s true, Julia Roberts and Liam Neeson used to date. Before marrying their respective partners, the pair dated from 1988 to 1990 after they met on the set of the film, Satisfaction.

Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen

The star of the romantic drama The Notebook, Rachel McAdams, fell in love with the British actor Michael Sheen on set. The two famous actors met while filming Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris. After dating for three years, the lovebirds called it off in 2013.

Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen

Sheen talked nicely of his girlfriend, always calling her beautiful and endlessly funny. The actress said, “Michael and I never spend more than three weeks apart — we rack up a lot of air miles — but you have to be quite adaptable in this business whether you are in a relationship or not.”

Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff

The Star Trek actor Zachary Quinto had just gotten out of a serious relationship when he met Jonathan Groff. After many misfortunate relationships, Quinto found his soulmate, the Mindhunter star, Jonathan Groff. “I’m incredibly happy, I’m incredibly lucky,” Quinto described their relationship back in the day.

Zachary Quinto and Jonathan Groff

In 2012, Quinto talked of his previous relationships for Out Magazine, “I found myself in a pattern of being attracted to people who were somehow unavailable, and what I realized was that I was protecting myself because I equated the idea of connection and love with trauma and death.” Unfortunately, Groff and Quinto broke up in July of 2013, because of problems caused by long-distance.

Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere

Gere was a 39-year-old actor famous for his role in Pretty Woman, and Crawford was a 22-year-old runway model when they first met in 1988. Crawford and Gere met at a mutual friend’s backyard BBQ party. A few years later, in 1991, the lovers decided to marry in the Sin City chapel in Las Vegas, despite the age gap.

Cindy Crawford and Richard Gere

However, they divorced only four years later, in 1995. Crawford later said, “I think I was more willing at 22 to be, like, ‘Okay, I’ll follow,’ but then you start going, ‘Well, I don’t want to just follow—I want to lead sometimes and I want to walk side by side sometimes.'”

Anjelica Huston and Jack Nicholson

In 1973, the Oscar-winning actress left her modeling career in New York to move back home to Los Angeles. Huston was only 21 when she met the 14 years older Nicholson at his birthday party and fell in love. The relationship lasted for over two decades until 1989 when he announced that he was expecting a baby with another woman, Rebecca Broussard.

Anjelica Huston and Jack Nicholson

Huston wrote in her book Watch Me: A Memoir, “Paternally, he would call us ‘my people.’ At the time, the generality of it bugged me; I wanted to be special, and I felt a loss of identity. ‘Where are my people?’ But there was very much a sense with Jack that one was on his team. And it was a good team to be on. A strong team.”

Tyra Banks and Drake

Drake, aka Aubrey Graham, has a lengthy list of failed relationships and ex-partners, including Tyra Banks. However, the supermodel and the famous Hollywood singer were never in a serious relationship. After all, they only went out on one date together, but it counts!

Tyra Banks and Drake

On The Ellen Degeneres Show, Drake said: “It was just one date. We went to Disneyland in disguise actually, which was really fun. I don’t even know if it was like a date. It was like a get-together. We’re still really close.” Even though they shared only one date, the two are still very good friends.

Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd

Aniston and Rudd’s relationship dates way back to 1998 when they both starred in The Object of My Affection. Namely, during the filming of the movie, they fell for each other and had a short-lived romance. However, they ended up being nothing more than very good friends.

Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd

Aniston and Rudd filmed many TV shows and movies together during the years. In an interview for GQ, when asked if it was weird to kiss her best friends on the set, Aniston simply answered, “Nah. I’ve kissed him for years.” Rudd later added, “We’ve made out for decades.”

Justin Timberlake and Fergie

Fergie dated Justin Timberlake way before she settled down with the father of her child and now ex-husband, Josh Duhamel. After their collaboration on the song “Where Is Love?” the two singers started dating. In a 2003 interview for Cosmopolitan, Fergie described the relationship as nothing but a casual fling.

Justin Timberlake and Fergie

Fergie said, “One of my good friends was dating J.C. Chasez, and so we’d all hang out with ‘N Sync. Justin and I would go out together and have fun and make out. We went to Hawaii together, but we were never serious. He was Mr. Right Now.”

Luke Wilson and Gwyneth Paltrow

Everyone loves an on-set relationship! The Oscar-winning actress, Gwyneth Paltrow, dated Luke Wilson for a year after they connected during the filming of The Royal Tenenbaums. In a 2001 interview for Harper’s Bazaar, when they were allegedly dating, Paltrow described her perfect man, “He’s tall and thin, but muscular, to start with the superficial. A gentleman.”

Luke Wilson and Gwyneth Paltrow

“Someone who’s well educated, funny, witty, artistic, and has a lot of integrity. He doesn’t have to grab all the attention in the room. A good kisser,” she added. However, the actress has recently secretly married the famous director and producer, Brad Falchuk.

Madonna and Michael Jackson

The Material Girl and the King of Pop shocked their fans in 1991 when they attended the Academy Awards together. The public and media believed that the relationship was just a performance for Madonna’s documentary Truth or Dare.

Madonna and Michael Jackson

There is no doubt that these lovers had fun during after-parties and dinner dates they attended together. Madonna addressed the rumors recently and posted a throwback picture on Instagram. They called it off after Madonna criticized Jackson’s look publicly on the TV.

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jones

The biggest teen romance on the Disney Channel started in 2006, but it ended only one year later. Even though Nick Jones is now happily married to Priyanka Chopra, Miley and himself were madly in love back in the day. “At first I bawled for a month straight. And I dyed my hair black. When we were dating, Nick wanted me to get highlights—and so I did that, and I got myself looking great,” Cyrus said for Seventeen.

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jones

“And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, I want to make my hair black now—I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core. I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be. And then I was like, I’ve got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am,” she added, explaining her struggles after the breakup.

Courtney Love and Edward Norton

If we’re being honest, this might be the most unexpected duo on this list — Courtney Love and Edward Norton. It was 1996 and Love’s then-husband, as well as Nirvana’s leading man Kurt Cobain had since passed.

Courtney Love and Edward Norton

Love had just earned a Golden Globe nomination for her performance in The People vs. Larry Flynt when she began dating co-star Norton. The pair stayed together until 1999 and were even engaged for six months before calling it quits after five years.

Busy Philipps and Colin Hanks

Before Busy Philipps made her big break on the teen-comedy Freaks and Geeks, she attended Loyola Marymount University where she met Colin Hanks — son of the legendary Tom Hanks. This was, of course, also before Colin made his first television debut on the sci-fi drama Roswell.

Busy Philipps and Colin Hanks

In any event, Philipps and Hanks dated throughout the 1990s before calling it quits. Although their romantic love faded, their friendship didn’t. In fact, the two of them are still extremely close and even take vacations together with their spouses.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Will Friedle

There’s no denying that actress Jennifer Love Hewitt was a hot commodity in the ’90s starring in films like I Know What You Did Last Summer and Can’t Hardly Wait, and Trojan War where she ultimately hit it off with Will Friedle — does the name sound familiar?

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Will Friedle

That’s probably because you used to watch him play big brother Eric Matthews on the hit series Boy Meets World! Anyway, Hewitt and Friedle hit it off and began dating while filming the movie in 1997, although they had been introduced before this. This fling wouldn’t last long, though, and each of them would go on to marry different people.

Zooey Deschanel and Jason Schwartzman

Zooey Deschanel had already made her film debut in the 1999 comedy-drama Mumford and landed a supporting role in Cameron Crowe’s 2000 film Almost Famous when she began dating actor Jason Schwartzman in 2003.

Zooey Deschanel and Jason Schwartzman

Known for his frequent collaborations with Wes Anderson, Schwartzman had already starred in the 1998 hit movie Rushmore when the two started their romance. Although Deschanel and Schwartzman aren’t a totally unexpected pair, their two-year relationship was kept pretty low key up until their breakup in October of 2005.

Katie Holmes and Chris Klein

Before Katie Holmes began dating now ex-husband Tom Cruise in April of 2005, she actually was in a relationship with American Pie actor Chris Klein. Holmes had already achieved fame as Joey Potter on the teen-drama television series Dawson’s Creek (1998-2003) when she met and began dating Klein in 2000.

Katie Holmes and Chris Klein

They were together for five years — during which they became engaged — before breaking up in early 2005. Since their split, though, they have managed to remain friends over the years.

Edward Norton and Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek might be married to French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault at this moment in time. However, people forget that she used to date fellow actor Edward Norton. During the end of the 90s and the beginning of the 00s, Hayek was in a relationship with the American History X star.

Edward Norton and Salma Hayek

Funny story: it turns out that they both had the same chiropractor and that’s how they ended up hitting it off! Nevertheless, they broke things off in 2003 and Hayek is now with Pinault.

Shia LaBeouf and Hilary Duff

There is no denying that Shia LaBeouf has had a rollercoaster ride of a career. With many highs and lows, the eccentric actor seems to have returned to a rich vein of form in recent times. Casual fans might have forgotten though about the extremely brief fling he ended up having with Hilary Duff, of all people.

Shia Labeouf and Hilary Duff

LaBeouf revealed in an interview with Hollywood Life that their first date was “probably the worst date either of us have ever had.”

Josh Hutcherson and Vanessa Hudgens

It was clear that Vanessa Hudgens was in a vulnerable place after breaking up with High School Musical co-star Zac Efron. Shortly after, it is believed that Hudgens dated Josh Hutcherson, who she was working with on Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.

Josh Hutcherson and Vanessa Hudgens

Hutcherson eventually confirmed that they were no longer dating. “We were at one point, but she broke my heart,” he jokingly said. “I’m just kidding. That was a while ago, we’re just really good friends now.”

David Arquette and Drew Barrymore

Although it’s not the biggest surprise in the world that David Arquette and Drew Barrymore reportedly had a brief romance, it is a fact that many fans aren’t fully aware of. Even though Barrymore has vehemently denied such claims in the past, Arquette begs to differ.

David Arquette and Drew Barrymore

He claimed that they started dating long before working together on Never Been Kissed. “We also dated, but she denied it on Howard Stern,” Arquette said on PeopleTV’s Couch Surfing.

Joaquin Phoenix and Liv Tyler

These days, Joaquin Phoenix has risen from the ashes of his bizarre acting hiatus to become once again, one of the most sought-after actors in all of Hollywood. Liv Tyler recalls the time that she dated the Joker star when they were both still young.

Joaquin Phoenix and Liv Tyler

“I’m friends with all my exes! I love them so much! I guess it depends on what happens, right? I consider Joaquin and all of his sisters to be like family,” Tyler told Elle.

Matt Damon and Winona Ryder

He is famous for starring in films such as Good Will Hunting and The Bourne Identity, and she has just become a household name once again having starred in Stranger Things, but before all this, Matt Damon and Winona Ryder dated.

Matt Damon And Winona Ryder

In fact, the famous pair dated for two years before sadly calling it quits on their romance in March 2000. Not all love was lost, however, because five years later Damon married his now wife, Luciana Barroso, and in 2011, Ryder married Scott Mackinlay Hahn.

Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz

Tom Cruise has been married three times, and two of those were very high profile marriages. Following the breakdown of his second marriage to Nicole Kidman, Cruise met fellow actress, Penelope Cruz.

Tom Cruise And Penelope Cruz

The pair met on the set of Vanilla Sky in 2000, and they remained a couple for the next three years, before calling it quits in January 2004. Two years later, Cruise married his third wife, Katie Holmes, who he later divorced, and Cruz married Javier Bardem in 2010.

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake

Cameron Diaz is a successful actress worldwide, but before marrying her current husband, Benji Madden, in 2015, it seemed she was not having much success in her love life.

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake

In fact, the What Happens In Vegas star had a string of long-term relationships with the likes of actor Jared Leto and baseball star Alex Rodriguez, but can you remember when Cameron dated Justin Timberlake? The actress met the singer in April 2003 and, although she was eight years older, they dated until January 2007.

Jennifer Garner and Scott Foley

Jennifer Garner and her ex-husband, Ben Affleck, made headlines for months when the media speculated that they were ending their marriage. The rumors were finally put to bed when the couple confirmed their shocking divorce, but this was not the first for 13 Going On 30 star.

Jennifer Garner and Scott Foley

A year before marrying Affleck, her divorce to her husband of three years, Scott Foley, was finalized. The couple met on the set of Felicity but, “We didn’t have a shot,” Garner told Allure. “He’s a really good guy, and we just imploded.”

Wilmer Valderrama and Lindsay Lohan

It is hard to keep up with the ongoings of Lindsay Lohan, but it cannot be forgotten that the former child star once dated That ’70s Show actor, Wilmer Valderrama.

Wilmer Valderrama and Lindsay Lohan

They are perhaps a forgotten couple since Wilmer went on to have a long-term relationship with Demi Lovato, which caused enough controversy in itself. However, in July 2004, at Lohan’s 18th birthday, the secret was out of the bag that Lohan and Valderrama were in a relationship. It was not to last, however, and they split later that year.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt

They are two stars who have gone on to have very high-profile marriages, and subsequent divorces, but what could have once been, was Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt

Before Chris Martin, Jennifer Aniston, or Angelina Jolie were in their lives, Paltrow and Pitt starred together in the 1995 film, Se7en. The couple was engaged at one point in their relationship but later called it off. Speaking to Howard Stern, Paltrow said, “I wasn’t ready, and he was too good for me.”

Alexis Bledel and Milo Ventimiglia

It was a good time when Gilmore Girls was still on the air and fans got to watch the likes of Alexis Bledel and Milo Ventimiglia together on screen.

Alexis Bledel and Milo Ventimiglia

Meanwhile, the actor and actress developed a relationship off-screen from 2003. That’s right, the couple took their Gilmore Girls romance to real life, and fans of the show rejoiced at the news. While the co-stars certainly made a beautiful pair, their romance was only to last three years, and they called it quits in 2006.

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson have continued to make headlines over the years, and not always for good reasons. In 2003, the headlines were about their engagement and once again when they split up before even making it down the aisle.

Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson

However, while most couples go their separate ways after calling off their engagement, Anderson and Kid Rock infamously got married on a yacht in 2006. While fans may have believed this was the real deal, Anderson filed for divorce just four months later.

40+ Funny Insults Directed at Celebrities

By L Johnson – August 11, 2020

40+ Funny Insults Directed at Celebrities
Okay, so most of them are multi-millionaires, living in their own mansions. But, life is not all sunshine and rainbows for the Hollywood elite. Thanks to the internet and social media, most celebrities often find themselves on the receiving end of harsh criticism. The Reddit message board r/rareinsults is the perfect place to find some of the most random and hilarious insults that have been hurled at some of the world’s most famous faces.

Belittling Billionaire Bezos

Amazon mogul Jeff Bezos is one of the richest men on the entire planet. Just like SpaceX founder Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos is often the butt of jokes online, due to his extreme wealth.

Belittling Billionaire Bezos

Popular comedian Bo Burnham recently lampooned the billionaire in his new Netflix special Inside, and he’s not the only one who has made jokes at Bezos’ expense. This tweet insults Bezos, suggesting that he would never use his money to give back to the community.

Jimmy Fallon Gets Roasted in Comments

Here, we have not one but three internet insults directed towards talk show host and comedian Jimmy Fallon. His television show is a hit across the country, with many celebrities lining up to sit on his couch. However, some viewers find his interviewing style to be disingenuous.

Jimmy Fallon Gets Roasted in Comments

These YouTube commenters are clearly not fans of Fallon, comparing him to an anthropomorphic dog and five squirrels in a human suit. They also accuse him of interrupting guests and fake laughing at them.

A Taste of Her Own Medicine

It’s never okay to insult people’s appearance, but daytime television host Wendy Williams has a reputation for saying some pretty controversial things. This YouTube commenter decided to fight fire with fire, by saying that she looks like a character from an obscure 2002 sci-fi movie called The Time Machine.

A Taste of Her Own Medicine

We can’t say that we condone their comment, but it’s also kind of funny. At the end of the day, you should think before you comment, or in Wendy’s case, gossip.

You’re Not the Boss of Me

Go find a Zoomer and show them this picture of pop-punk icons Green Day. You could tell them that this is a photo of the cast of Malcolm in the Middle and they would probably believe you.

You’re Not the Boss of Me

In fairness, they’re unlikely to have ever seen an episode of the hit ’90s sitcom. They probably also have no idea what the members of Green Day look like. Take our word for it, Gen-Z. We swear this is a funny observation.

Collecting Rings Like Thanos

The ‘Jenny From the Block’ singer has a lot of thoughts about romance. She has been in a series of on-again-off-again relationships, with stars like Ben Affleck and Alex ‘A-Rod’ Rodriguez. She was quoted in an interview to have said that men are “useless” until they are 33 years old.

Collecting Rings Like Thanos

One commenter clapped back with a hilarious insult, comparing her collection of engagement rings to that of the MCU’s villain Thanos! Maybe her relationship advice is not the most trustworthy.

The Invisible Woman

This Reddit user was not holding back when they made this post about The Fantastic Four actress Jessica Alba. They said that her role as The Invisible Woman was accurate as she hasn’t been seen in a movie role since!

The Invisible Woman

The film wasn’t overly successful but at least it wasn’t as critically and commercially panned as the disastrous 2015 remake! We don’t think Jessica will be bothered by this insult since she has an estimated net worth of $200 million.

Ellen the P.E. Teacher

Talkshow host Ellen DeGeneres has not had an easy time over the past year. The Ellen Show has come to an end after 19 seasons and 18 years, and she has been destroyed in the press following allegations of abuse behind the scenes.

Ellen the P.E. Teacher

This Twitter user decided to rub salt in the wound by comparing her and her brother, Vance DeGeneres, to P.E. teachers. It must have something to do with their vaguely annoyed facial expressions and cropped blond haircuts.

Maisie the Young Grandma

The ‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ segment of Jimmy Kimmel Live! is a source of comedy gold. He makes famous faces read some of the harsh messages that they have received on the popular social media site.

Maisie the Young Grandma

Here, Game of Thrones star Maisie Williams shares some of the insults that she has been met with online. Apparently, she looks like a “very young grandma,” whatever that’s supposed to mean. Maybe her quirky style has something to do with it?

Television Versus Reality

The Mandalorian star Pedro Pascal is one of the most in-demand Hollywood stars right now. Fans love him for his portrayal of disarming and intimidating characters in series like Narcos and Game of Thrones, but his true persona could not be further from his on-screen roles.

Television Versus Reality

This YouTube commenter claimed that he resembled a homeless person who had been “crashing on your couch for the last three weeks”. Hopefully, Pedro has a sense of humor to deal with these insults.

Adam Levine’s Basic Tattoos

Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine often finds himself on the receiving end of insults online. The band’s music, while commercially successful, is an acquired taste. Now, he has been criticized online for his generic taste in tattoos.

Adam Levine’s Basic Tattoos

One Reddit user said that he looks like he visited a tattoo shop and asked to “look like a tattooed guy.” Another commenter said he looked like a “bathroom wall in a gas station.” Yikes! Tattoos aren’t for everyone, but this seems pretty harsh!

Mark Wahlberg’s New Look

Mark Wahlberg is a versatile actor, having played roles in comedies like The Other Guys and dramas including The Departed. In this photo, he was sporting a mustache for a new part in the Hollywood movie, Uncharted.

Mark Wahlberg’s New Look

Fans weren’t impressed, hitting him with insults such as this one! He was compared to J. Jonah Jameson from the Spiderman comics and Queen frontman Freddie Mercury in the space of one 108 character tweet. We can’t say we disagree — the resemblance is uncanny!

Snoop Dogg’s Cute Hairstyle

Snoop Dogg is famous for plenty of reasons. His iconic songs including “Drop it Like It’s Hot” and “Nuthin But a G’Thang” have solidified his place in music royalty. He’s also famous for his trademark hairstyles, experimenting with braids and cornrows.

Snoop Dogg’s Cute Hairstyle

This YouTube commenter noticed that Snoop is “the only one who can have the hairstyle of a five-year-old girl and still look cool.” It’s safe to say Snoop looks cool no matter what hairstyle he’s sporting.

Bikini Bottom Hairstyle Inspiration

Maroon 5’s Adam Levine makes the list yet again with this ridiculous hair moment. He was captured in a YouTube video rocking a mohawk, and it’s safe to say that his fans were not impressed.

Bikini Bottom Hairstyle Inspiration

One commenter pointed out that he looked like a combination of Spongebob and Squidward’s houses from the famous Nickelodeon series. In other words, a pineapple mixed with an Easter Island statue. It’s not the most hurtful insult in the world, but it’s bound to sting!

Adam Sandler’s New Look

Comedian and actor Adam Sandler is famous for starring in movies like Happy Gilmore, Grown Ups, and The Waterboy. His career took an interesting turn when he featured in the indie drama Uncut Gems, which was released in 2020.

Adam Sandler’s New Look

It was an unexpected move for Sandler, and fans were shocked to see a more serious side of the beloved actor. One fan even posted on Twitter saying 2020 Adam Sandler looked like he would “abduct and sell 1995 Adam Sandler.”

David Blaine’s Boring Face

Magic man David Blaine was seemingly everywhere in the early 2000s. He made a comeback in 2020 after a decade away from the limelight, announcing a new stunt entitled ‘Ascension.’ Later that summer, he flew over the Arizona desert using helium balloons, wowing his fans in the process.

David Blaine’s Boring Face

However, some people were less than impressed with Blaine’s stunts. One Twitter user insulted him, saying “David Blaine looks like his voice is sending his face to sleep.” Now, that’s pretty harsh!

Comparing Jennifer Aniston to Flour

Jennifer Aniston is beloved all over the world for her portrayal of ditzy rich girl Rachel Green in Friends. The popular sitcom launched her career, and she became a member of the Hollywood elite within a few short years.

Comparing Jennifer Aniston to Flour

But not everyone is a fan of Aniston, as she discovered when featuring on Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Celebrities Read Mean Tweets’ segment. She read out one tweet saying, “Jennifer Aniston is what happens when a bag of flour gets its big break.”

The Fake Slim Shady

English actor Tom Holland is perhaps best known for starring as Spiderman/Peter Parker in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. However, in recent years he has proven himself to be a versatile actor with a diverse range.

The Fake Slim Shady

He recently sported a shaved head for a new role, and fans were divided over his new look. This hilarious tweet has pointed out his resemblance to Marshall Mathers — a.k.a. Eminem! Although, it’s safe to say that he looks like a much friendlier version.

Kimmel Versus Eminem

From the fake Slim Shady to the real Slim Shady! Here we have comedian Jimmy Kimmel starring alongside the legendary rapper in a YouTube skit. They both appear to be sporting the same outfit, but they have ended up looking rather different from each other.

Kimmel Versus Eminem

Eminem has achieved the cool rapper look, whilst Kimmel apparently looks like “a dad on a sick day from work.” At least Kimmel is a self-deprecating comedian, so he’s probably used to these insults!

Elon Musk’s Dumb Dancing

SpaceX mogul Elon Musk isn’t afraid of making a fool of himself, as he recently proved on Saturday Night Live! Here, we can see Musk showing off his best dance moves on YouTube.

Elon Musk’s Dumb Dancing

He was roasted in the comments by one user who said, “He dances like a toddler who is still figuring out how his arms work.” Considering he is one of the richest men on the planet, Musk probably doesn’t care what a bored teenager has to say.

He’s No Captain America

Actor Bob Odenkirk is known for his role as crooked lawyer Saul in Breaking Bad and its spin-off, Better Call Saul. You may be surprised to know that he made his name on the stand-up comedy circuit, and there are plenty of videos on YouTube that show off his comedic stylings.

He’s No Captain America

He even had his own show, the HBO sketch comedy series Mr. Show with Bob and David. This YouTube commenter savagely called him “G-d’s first draft of Chris Evans!”

Travis Scott Looks Like Bacteria

Travis Scott has a lot to be happy about. He’s a wealthy rapper who has an adorable baby with one of the world’s most famous reality TV stars, Kylie Jenner. He probably doesn’t care about what online trolls and bored internet users have to say about him!

Travis Scott Looks Like Bacteria

Of all of the insults he could have been leveled with, this one doesn’t seem too harsh. The original poster is comparing his cornrows to bacteria. On second thought, that’s pretty rude!

Billie’s Bargain Bin

When you are a pop star like Billie Eilish, you have to be prepared to receive insults online. It’s not fair, but unfortunately, it’s a fact about the cruel world we live in. Social media has made it easy for anyone to voice their opinions, even if they’re rude.

Billie’s Bargain Bin

Here is Billie reading out a mean tweet on TV show Jimmy Kimmel Live!. They said that her clothes look like they’ve been taken from a lost and found bin!

A Vandalized Pineapple

The rap world could be incomplete without petty beef. From the days of Tupac and Biggie to the modern rap game of today, artists are constantly releasing diss tracks and spreading insults about other musicians online.

A Vandalized Pineapple

“Gucci Gang” singer Lil Pump recently hit out at Eminem, and his fans did not react well! One Facebook user took aim at Lil Pump’s colorful hairstyle, saying, “At least Eminem doesn’t bear resemblance to a vandalized pineapple!” We have to admit, that’s accurate!

Justin Bieber Lookalikes

Rapper Machine Gun Kelly is currently in a relationship with Jennifer’s Body actress Megan Fox. But before their much-publicized relationship began, he was romantically linked to singer Halsey. They have collaborated on a few songs together, and they were rumored to have dated on and off for a few years.

Justin Bieber Lookalikes

One Twitter user decided to poke fun at the couple, saying, “So you’re telling me neither of these people is Justin Bieber?” They both sport his signature cropped hairstyle, after all!

Vanilla Ice Takes the Heat

It may sound cruel, but Robert Matthew Van Winkle (better known as Vanilla Ice) has become somewhat of a laughing stock over the past few years. The “Ice Ice Baby” singer hit the headlines after hosting a concert at the height of the coronavirus pandemic, despite health guidelines warning against mass gatherings.

Vanilla Ice Takes the Heat

He was met with plenty of insults online, including this zinger from one Facebook user, who said, “Should be fine, we’re still allowed in groups of ten.” Roasted!

Which One Is Real?

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is often the subject of online jokes and memes. Considering he invented one of the most prominent social media platforms on planet Earth, it was almost inevitable that he would end up being lampooned on the internet.

Which One Is Real?

One Twitter user made fun of him by saying, “How is it that the Madame Tussauds waxwork of Mark Zuckerberg looks more like a real person than Mark Zuckerberg does?” It’s actually hard to tell which one is real!

Mary Kate and Ashley’s New Look

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen rose to fame in the 1990s after starring in the hit sitcom Full House. They eventually became full-blown teen superstars, earning their own TV shows, lines of merchandise, and a host of movies. Today, the twins look very different from the fresh-faced kids of the ’90s.

Mary Kate and Ashley’s New Look

This hilarious Reddit post makes fun of their new, bohemian-inspired look! This post is fairly tame compared to the kind of insults usually leveled at child stars.

Zuckerberg the Zombie

We continue the list of hilarious celebrity insults with another Mark Zuckerberg roast! We almost feel bad for making fun of him, but something tells us that: a) He will never find out, and b) He will never care.

Zuckerberg the Zombie

This tweet compares him to a “guy in a zombie movie who has been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone.” His spooked face definitely gives off a secret zombie vibe. But, would he survive the apocalypse?!

Can’t Impress Kylo Ren

Adam Driver has mastered the resting professor face. What does that mean, you ask? Well, he looks like an academic who’s sick and tired of hearing his student present a report on religious symbolism in medieval art that they copied off Wikipedia.

Can’t Impress Kylo Ren

The actor is known for his expressive face and depth of emotion, having starred in HBO’s hit series Girls and the recent movies in the Star Wars franchise. Kylo Ren is clearly a hard person to impress.

Bieber’s New Look

Teen pop icon Justin Bieber has tried many different looks over the years. He’s had every length of hair, every style of facial hair, and he’s sported some truly outrageous outfits. However, no one expected him to guest star on Saturday Night Live looking like a recovering addict.

Bieber’s New Look

This Twitter user pointed out that Bieber looks like a patient posing with the executive director of a therapy program. The disheveled hair, mustache, and casual hoodie are certainly an interesting combination.

Big Bang Black Veil Brides

Andy Biersack (or ‘Andy Six’) is best known for being the frontman of emo band Black Veil Brides. Despite being 30 years of age, he’s the poster boy for moody and misunderstood teenagers all over the world. If you’re not an emo kid, you may not understand his appeal.

Big Bang Black Veil Brides

This Twitter user has decided to compare him to the nerdy genius Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory! It’s true — if Sheldon wore eyeliner, he would probably look like this.

Ellen Is Like Fake Pockets

It’s fair to say that Ellen DeGeneres isn’t the most popular television host. In 2020, there was even a death hoax. #RipEllen was trending all over the world, as people claimed she had fallen off of a roof!

Ellen Is Like Fake Pockets

People tend to spread insults about her on social media websites like Twitter, but she doesn’t care about the trolls. This tweet says that she is the human equivalent of fake pockets on clothes. This probably means she is useless and irritating. Ouch!

Prince William Looks Different

Prince William has been through a lot in his lifetime. He may have been born into an incredible position of wealth and privilege, but he’s still a human being who experiences the process of aging just like everyone else. However, the internet is full of cruel jokes and insults at his expense.

Prince William Looks Different

He’s an incredibly famous worldwide celebrity, after all. Apparently, Prince William looks like the author of a young adult vampire romance novel. There are worse insults!

Caitlyn Jenner and the Deathly Hallows

No one looks good in a randomly paused freeze-frame of a YouTube video. Poor Caitlyn Jenner has been on the receiving end of some harsh insults in the comments section of this Comedy Central roast!

Caitlyn Jenner and the Deathly Hallows

The user likened her to one of the goblins from Gringott’s bank in the Harry Potter franchise! Having experienced the drama of the Kardashian family, she has grown a thick skin over the years. So, we doubt that she will be bothered by this comment.

Poorly Drawn Will Smith

Juwan Howard is a former professional basketball player and current head coach of the Michigan Wolverines. He has had a hugely successful career in his own right, but this doesn’t stop him from being compared to rapper/actor Will Smith on a regular basis!

Poorly Drawn Will Smith

The two do share some similar facial features, it has to be said. Twitter users often call him an “off-brand version of Will Smith” or in this case, a badly drawn version of the singer.

Stealing People’s Jokes

The world of comedy can be a place of fierce competition and fiery insults. While it may look like fun and games on the outside, it can be a tough industry, with many comedians accusing other performers of stealing their jokes. Sometimes it can be an accident or coincidence, but some comedians have a reputation for plagiarism.

Stealing People’s Jokes

This Twitter user has accused Amy Schumer of allegedly stealing jokes from other comedians on a regular basis, a claim she vehemently denies.

Deftones Guy Fieri

Chino Moreno is the frontman of the alternative metal band, Deftones. He’s known for his dramatic tenor voice and whispered vocal technique, and the band has been hugely successful since they debuted in the early ’90s.

Deftones Guy Fieri

One Twitter user pointed out his celebrity lookalike by comparing him to chef and TV personality Guy Fieri! While this may sound like an insult to some people, others would argue that Fieri is a legend of modern television and a true culinary expert!

What’s Up, Jake Paulers?

Jake Paul is a definitely divisive figure. He started off as a content creator on the short-lived six-second video app Vine, before making the move to Disney Channel, featuring in the kids’ comedy series Bizaardvark.

What’s Up, Jake Paulers?

He later decided to ditch his family-friendly persona by making controversial and explicit content on YouTube, before becoming an amateur boxer! Love him or hate him, his success speaks for itself. Although, according to this Twitter poll, the majority of people hate him.

Is Post Malone Rich or Homeless?

Post Malone is the king of the shabby chic style. He usually rocks messy, unkempt hair with thousands of dollars worth of jewelry and flashy clothing. Combined with his face tattoos and beard, Post Malone’s look is truly unique.

Is Post Malone Rich or Homeless?

One YouTube commenter insulted him by saying, “Post Malone has mastered the art of looking rich and homeless at the same time.” He may look homeless sometimes, but his catalog of hits and bursting bank account definitely tell a different story.

Draco DeGeneres

Do you recognize the blond-haired celebrity in this photo? One YouTube commenter insulted them by saying, “Why did Eminem dress up like Ellen DeGeneres?” It is, in fact, Harry Potter actor Tom Felton!

Draco DeGeneres

He plays villain Draco Malfoy in the famous film franchise, but he hasn’t experienced mainstream success in Hollywood like his co-stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and Emma Watson. He has continued acting, starring in indie films such as Feed, The Forgotten Battle, and Breaking for Whales.

Marilyn Manson or Nic Cage?

Goth musician Marilyn Manson has featured in the tabloid press many times over the years, due to his scandalous personal life and his controversial music. He hit the headlines again in 2021 following allegations of abuse, and internet users have not taken kindly to the news. He has effectively been canceled online!

Marilyn Manson or Nic Cage?

One Reddit user compared him to Nicolas Cage, “cosplaying as someone from Cyberpunk.” As he has gotten older, his goth look has begun to look like a costume.

Lil Pump’s Bedtime Routine

Gazzy Garcia, also known by his rap moniker Lil Pump, is not exactly famous for his intellect. He even has a song named “Stupid,” released in 2017! He’s one of the leading members of the SoundCloud rap scene and is known for his controversial, party-based music and hyperactive public persona.

Lil Pump’s Bedtime Routine

This tweet takes aim at his intelligence, saying, “Lil Pump is the type of person to put a ruler under his pillow to find out how long he slept.”

Vin Diesel’s Stunt Double Looks Familiar

Vin Diesel is famous for portraying street racer Dominic Toretto in the Fast and The Furious franchise. He bagged the role thanks to his buff physique and charisma, making him the perfect action movie star.

Vin Diesel’s Stunt Double Looks Familiar

He has since branched out to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, providing the voice of anthropomorphic tree Groot in the Guardians of the Galaxy movies! According to one tweet, Diesel looks like a stunt double of himself. Is that even an insult? We’ll let you decide!

Bark Ruffalo

From one Marvel star to another, this tweet is aimed at The Incredible Hulk himself, American actor Mark Ruffalo. It may not be the most savage insult in the world, but it’s definitely funny.

Bark Ruffalo

One Twitter user criticized his name, saying that it sounded like a dog trying to make up a human name! Maybe Mark Ruffalo is actually hiding a secret identity, just like his character Bruce Banner? What would his real name be? What about Bark Ruffalo?