Dads and their jokes – it’s a combination as old as time itself. Whether it’s a clever pun or a groan-inducing one-liner, there’s something about dad jokes that just never gets old. We compiled the funniest, most dad-worthy jokes out there that are sure to leave you shaking your head and smiling at the same time. And who knows? You might just find a new favorite to add to your arsenal of dad humor. Let’s get started!

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First of all, let me just say that I absolutely love a good pun, and this one definitely delivers. The setup is simple, but the punchline is unexpected and utterly delightful. I mean, who would have thought that a spider you were supposed to take outside would end up being a web designer?

It’s the kind of joke that you can’t help but share with your friends and family because it’s just so darn clever. But beyond the clever wordplay, there’s also something charming about the idea of a spider being a “nice guy.” It’s a reminder that we should try to be kind to all creatures, great and small.

Who would have thought that opinions and onions could have so much in common? They both start with the letter “o” and end with “onions,” and they both have a tendency to make us cry – although for very different reasons, of course. But beyond the clever wordplay, there’s also a deeper truth at the heart of this joke.

You see, opinions are a powerful thing. They can shape our beliefs, influence our decisions, and even impact the course of history. But at the end of the day, opinions are what make us who we are. They’re what give us our unique perspectives and help us connect with others!

First of all, the comparison between Steve Jobs and Donald Trump is absolutely hilarious. On one hand, you have a visionary entrepreneur who transformed the tech industry. On the other hand, you have… well, let’s just say someone who’s better known for his Twitter rants than his policy decisions.

The pun here is not just witty; it’s downright hilarious. The idea of comparing two vastly different things is nothing new, but the use of “apples to oranges” in this context is just perfect. It’s the kind of joke that makes you groan and then chuckle at the same time.

Let’s face it – the internet has become such a ubiquitous part of our lives that it’s hard to imagine what we did before it existed. But when we stop to consider how our parents and grandparents passed the time, it’s hard not to chuckle at the possibilities – if you know what I mean 😉

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But let’s not forget that our parents and grandparents did manage to have fun and pass the time in other ways. Maybe they read books, played board games, or simply spent time together as a family. And who knows, maybe they even got a little creative with how they fought boredom!

Of course, we’ve all been there at some point, cringing at the mistakes we made or the things we wish we had done differently. And it’s true that weddings can be a source of drama and tension, even when everything goes according to plan. But the way this joke pokes fun at the situation is just perfect.

It’s the kind of humor that makes you feel a little better about your own mistakes, and reminds us that laughter really is the best medicine. So the next time you find yourself cringing at an old video or a memory from the past, just remember this joke and give yourself a little laugh. After all, life is too short to take ourselves too seriously!

Of course, we’ve all been in situations where we’ve had to impress our bosses or coworkers with our skills or knowledge. And sometimes, a little humor can go a long way in making a good impression. It’s the kind of joke that makes you groan and laugh at the same time, and it’s perfect for anyone who has ever spent time working with Microsoft Office.

Whether you’re in a job interview or just making small talk with a colleague, a well-timed pun or clever play on words can help break the ice and build a connection. So the next time you find yourself in a professional setting, don’t be afraid to flex your pun muscles and show off your sense of humor. Who knows, it might just help you Excel in your career!

We all know the age-old question – which came first, the chicken or the egg? – but the idea of ordering them both on Amazon is just too funny to be true. Of course, we could take this joke a step further and ask what the boss plans to do with the chicken and the egg once they arrive.

Will he cook them up for breakfast? Use them for an experiment? Or just let them sit on his desk as a conversation starter? I guess we’ll never know. So the next time you find yourself facing a bizarre or unexpected situation, remember this joke and give yourself a little chuckle. Who knows, it might just be the egg-stra boost you need to get through the day!

While a wicked Bohemian Rhapsody might not be the most relevant skill for a job interview, you can’t deny that it’s a pretty impressive party trick. I mean, who wouldn’t want to work with someone who can break out into song at a moment’s notice? It’s the kind of talent that could come in handy in all kinds of situations, from breaking the ice with coworkers to livening up a dull meeting.

But let’s be real, most of us would be content to just hum along to the chorus of Bohemian Rhapsody, let alone perform a wicked version of it under pressure. But beyond the humor, this joke is a great reminder that sometimes the best way to handle a stressful situation is to find a way to make light of it.

Well, well, well, it looks like we’ve got a little smarty pants on our hands! I mean, who else could come up with such a clever response to their parent’s attempt at shaming them into studying more? I can just imagine the look on the parent’s face when they heard that response – a mix of surprise, amusement, and maybe just a little bit of pride.

It’s the kind of comeback that makes you chuckle and shake your head at the same time. After all, kids these days are just too clever for their own good! So the next time you find yourself in a situation where you need to teach or learn something, remember this joke and try to find a way to make it a little bit more lighthearted.

Most people would be content just to enjoy a nice bag of popped popcorn, but this person has a much more ambitious plan in mind. I have to say; I’m intrigued by the idea of an unpopped popcorn cremation. I mean, it’s certainly one way to make things more interesting! Who knows, maybe it will start a new trend in funeral planning.

Can you imagine the funeral director, trying to maintain a professional demeanor, while the person making the arrangements casually drops the bombshell that they plan to eat an entire bag of unpopped popcorn before they go? It’s a bold move, to be sure, but hey – if you’re going to go out, you might as well go out with a bang (or a pop, in this case).

Well, it looks like this guy’s girlfriend knows how to spice things up in the bedroom – and with a little bit of roleplay, no less! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be arrested by a sexy policewoman on suspicion of being too good in bed? This is definitely one way to add a little bit of excitement to your love life.

But I have to say; I’m a little bit disappointed that the charges were dropped so quickly. I mean, where’s the fun in that? Surely there must have been some evidence of this guy’s incredible bedroom skills somewhere! All joking aside, this is a great reminder that sometimes, the best thing we can do is learn to laugh at ourselves and our situations.

It looks like this person has a pretty unique way of experiencing literature – and a keen sense of intuition, too! I mean, who needs to see the words on the page when you can feel the suspense building up at your fingertips? Reading a book in Braille can be a bit of an adventure, but it sounds like this person is in for a real nail-biter.

Did you know that only about 10% of visually impaired people in the US can read Braille? That means that the other 90% of them are just like the rest of us – reading books with their eyes instead of their fingers. So the next time you’re feeling grateful for your sight, remember that there are some things you can’t read even if you have 20/20 vision!

This is like playing Russian roulette, only instead of a bullet; it’s sexual orientation. Will it be you, or will it be one of your bros? Who knows! But there’s one thing for sure: Paul better watch out. He’s got a target on his back (or maybe his butt, in this case). But let’s not forget the real issue at hand here: Paul’s cuteness.

I mean, if he’s not gay, then he’s definitely a heartbreaker. And if he is gay, well, he’s still a heartbreaker, just for a different demographic. So maybe the real question is not which one of them is gay, but which one of them is lucky enough to be Paul’s significant other?

It sounds like this security guard has a different idea of what “watching the office” means. I mean, who can blame them? The show is an absolute masterpiece. But unfortunately, binge-watching Jim and Dwight pranking each other doesn’t exactly scream “security measures.”

Maybe the boss was hoping that by watching the show, the security guard would pick up on some sneaky tactics and be able to foil any potential burglars or office intruders. Or maybe they just wanted to make sure the guard stayed awake during their shift.

Looks like the wife has quite a sense of humor. I mean, what better way to embrace your mistakes than by literally embracing your husband? It’s like she’s saying, “Oh, you think I make mistakes? Well, here’s a big hug for being one of them!” Talk about taking sarcasm to the next level.

But hey, at least they’ve got a sense of humor about it. And if nothing else, the hug is a nice reminder that even when things don’t go quite as planned, there’s always someone there to support you (even if that support comes in the form of a sarcastic hug).

Oh boy, sounds like this dad got more than they bargained for with their new pair of shoes. I mean, we’ve all heard of getting a “contact high,” but getting a “contact trip” from shoes is a whole other level of drug-induced mayhem. But hey, maybe the drug dealer was just trying to add some extra “sole” to the shoes 😉

Either way, it’s safe to say that these shoes would definitely be a conversation starter. “Hey, nice kicks! What are they, Nike?” “Nope, just laced with a little something special.” On the bright side, at least they would be getting a full day’s worth of entertainment out of their new kicks. Who needs Netflix when you’ve got a pair of shoes that’ll take you on a trip (quite literally)?

It’s no secret that individuals with criminal records often face significant stigma and discrimination from employers, making it difficult to even get a foot in the door. So having a lisp would have definitely worked in this person’s favor! Who wouldn’t want to hire someone who went to Yale? Even if that someone spent a few years in “yob” (jail) before their Ivy League education.

It just goes to show that a good education can open doors, even if those doors happen to be jail cells. And who knows, maybe that time in “yale” was just what this person needed to set them on the path to success. Either way, it’s a good reminder always to put a positive spin on things. Even if that means making a pun about your time in prison during a job interview.

Looks like this guy’s son is really getting the short end of the stick when it comes to car washing. I mean, using a sponge is one thing, but using your own child? That’s a whole new level of resourcefulness (or laziness, depending on how you look at it). People will try to save money on everything these days!

But hey, at least the son has a good sense of humor about it. In the meantime, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the sacrifices we make in the name of cleanliness. And if that means sacrificing our own children, well, so be it. (Just kidding, please don’t use your kids as sponges).

This dad has stumbled upon a universal truth: wives have a sixth sense for detecting comfort in their husbands. It’s like a superpower, really. As soon as a husband sits down and looks comfortable, the wife’s spidey senses start tingling, and before you know it, there’s a laundry list of tasks that need to be done.

It’s like they have a built-in radar for domestic chores and honey-do lists. But hey, sometimes you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do. And if that means pretending to be a piece of furniture in order to avoid being asked to take out the trash, so be it. Or, if you’re trying to catch their attention, that should do the trick perfectly!

Giving up drinking for a month is no easy feat. It takes dedication, willpower, and a whole lot of sparkling water. It may seem like a Herculean task, but it comes with its fair share of benefits. For one, you’ll finally have the chance to remember all those embarrassing moments from the past year.

Plus, think of all the money you’ll save on fancy cocktails! And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a newfound love for sparkling water. A month without booze might be tough, but the rewards are well worth the effort (and the sobriety-induced clarity).

I mean, getting your jacket stolen is one thing, but getting it stolen by someone in a wheelchair? That’s a whole other level of irony. But hey, at least this dad knows that even if the thief can hide, they can’t run (literally). It just goes to show that sometimes the best way to deal with a difficult situation is to find humor in it.

And if that means cracking a joke about a thief in a wheelchair, well, so be it. Sure, it might not be everyone’s cup of tea to joke about disabilities, but when it’s done with a good heart and intentions, I see no harm in it. What do you think? Let us know back in the comments!

Looks like this dad knows how to take matters into their own hands when it comes to defending women’s honor (and their precious timepieces). I mean, who needs a watch when you’ve got a fist of justice, right? You could say he’s a real “timekeeper” and “protector” all in one.

Maybe next time, he should consider investing in a watch with a GPS locator or a security alarm. That way, he can keep tabs on his watch and keep his hands to himself. But hey, you have to give it to him; he knows how to make a statement. He’s not just a watch owner; he’s a watch warrior.

Who knew that a postcard could contain such a saucy message? Maybe next time, she should consider sending a warning label before sending something like that! Or, on the other hand, maybe this guy should start planning a romantic vacation with his wife ASAP. After all, she did say, “Sex is better on holiday,” so it’s only fair that they put that theory to the test.

But let’s be real here, the real question is, did he book his next vacation to Greece before or after receiving that postcard? Talk about some motivation to travel! Overall, it’s safe to say that this guy’s wife knows how to keep things interesting, even from miles away.

Let’s be honest; there are plenty of people who claim to be experts in various fields, only to fall short when it comes to actually delivering the goods. Maybe this dad just needs a little more wattage in their electrical knowledge! It’s easy to get a charge out of a situation like this, but don’t get too amped up – see what I did there?

Maybe this person just needs to switch gears and find a different outlet for their talents. Ok, I promise this is the last pun! These dad jokes are getting to me, and I can’t help but deliver some extra sass in here. Be careful; you might be next on the line! Dad jokes are a powerful inebriant, after all…

This dad has found a way to combine two unlikely things: religion and fitness. Only in this case, instead of preaching about salvation, they’re preaching about the benefits of cardio! Jehova’s Fitness sounds like a gym where the instructors don’t take no for an answer.

They’ll knock on your door, give you a quick sermon about the benefits of exercise, and before you know it, you’re signed up for a year-long membership. But hey, if it gets people moving and grooving, then why not? Just make sure you don’t skip leg day, or you might find yourself in the fiery pits of workout hell!

Let’s be honest; we all know that bras can be a bit of a mystery. They have more hooks, clasps, and straps than a backpacking tent, and they always seem to be getting tangled up in the laundry. It’s no wonder that they can cause a bit of chaos when they’re left lying around.

But let’s not forget about the mastermind behind the booby trap. Was it a wife seeking revenge, a mischievous teenager, or just a careless mistake? The possibilities are endless, which only adds to the humor of the situation. That joke is a real knock-out, or should we say a trip hazard?

You have to hand it to the dad who came up with this one – he really knows how to tickle the funny bone. It takes a special kind of wit to turn a dream about drowning into a joke, but he pulls it off with ease. Who knew that orange soda could be so treacherous? But fear not, because this dad had a moment of clarity and realized that it was just a Fanta Sea.

It’s the kind of joke that’s so bad, it’s good – and this dad really hit the mark. You can’t help but appreciate the clever wordplay and the way he turned a potentially terrifying dream into a punchline. It just goes to show that even in the darkest of situations, a dad joke can bring a little bit of light into our lives.

We all know someone who has dabbled in veganism at some point in their lives. Whether it’s for health reasons or ethical beliefs, it can be a tough lifestyle to maintain. But with this dad’s joke, maybe quitting veganism won’t seem so daunting after all. So if you’re struggling to maintain a plant-based diet, just remember there’s always the cold turkey option!

Now, I know what you’re thinking – “That joke is so cheesy; it’s practically tofu!” But hey, sometimes you just need a good laugh to lighten the mood, and this pun-tastic one-liner certainly fits the bill. Whether you’re a die-hard carnivore or a plant-based foodie, there’s no denying the humor in this silly joke.

I’ve heard my fair share of dad jokes, but this one takes the cake (or should I say the belt?). It’s hard not to chuckle at the sheer absurdity of the situation – who in their right mind would think that turning a bunch of watches into a belt was a good use of time? But hey, sometimes you have to indulge in a little silliness to keep life interesting.

And if that means creating a watch-belt, then so be it! Just be prepared for a few eye-rolls and groans from your audience when you share this joke with them. After all, a good dad joke is all about the pun-ishment! Oh my god, what have I become? These dad jokes are really getting into me…

And to think, some people say romance is dead! It’s not every day you get such a tempting offer from a medical professional, but this dad was clearly ready to seize the opportunity. And the doctor’s response? Well, let’s just say he had a twinkle in his eye and a suggestive grin on his face.

But let’s not forget about the other important aspect of parenting – the postpartum sex. Yes, it’s a touchy subject, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun with it. And hey, who knows? Maybe in a few weeks, he’ll actually get to take the doctor up on his offer. Until then, let’s just appreciate the humor in this hilarious dad joke.

Picture this: You’re hungry, you’re craving a snack, and you head straight for the fridge like a heat-seeking missile. But wait, what if you open the fridge door and something unexpected jumps out at you? Like, say, a bottle of salad dressing? Fear not, my friends, because this dad has got your back.

He always knocks on the fridge before he opens it, just to make sure there are no surprise condiments lurking inside. It’s like he’s playing a real-life game of fridge roulette, and he’s not about to let that French dressing get the best of him. Some might say it’s a bit excessive, but hey, you can never be too careful when it comes to your snacks.

When I first read, “As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way,” I couldn’t help but feel a little sad. But then, the punchline hit me like a double-decker bus: “Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.” I mean, come on, who doesn’t love a good self-deprecating joke?

It’s like this dad knows that his tours are so bad that people would rather be lost forever than stick around for another minute. But in all seriousness, I have to give this dad props for his comedic timing. And hey, if he ever does decide to switch careers, maybe he could become a comedian instead.

I have to admit; when I first read this joke, I couldn’t help but chuckle a little bit. I mean, who hasn’t heard of the stereotype that all vegans do is eat lettuce? It’s like this dad took that stereotype and turned it on its head. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to mess with some burglars a little bit if given the opportunity?

Of course, in all seriousness, I don’t condone trapping people in your basement, vegan or not. But as a dad joke? This one’s a winner in my book. This dad deserves some credit for his clever wit. I just hope he doesn’t make a habit out of trapping people in his basement, vegan or not.

This dad joke had me laughing out loud. It’s so true, though, isn’t it? The way different people view the world can be so vastly different. But leave it to a train driver to cut through all the BS and see things as they really are. And in this case, that means three idiots standing on the track

But in all honesty, we could all stand to be a little more like the train driver sometimes. Maybe not in the sense of running people over, but in the sense of cutting through all the fluff and seeing things as they really are. So let’s all take a lesson from this dad joke and try to be a little more realistic, shall we?

I must say that dad jokes are a genre of their own. They have a special ability to make you cringe and laugh at the same time. And this one is no exception. I mean, the cherry on top of this joke is the underlying suggestion that the dad is so out of touch that he doesn’t even realize his wife could potentially be cheating on him with his friend.

It’s hilarious and a bit absurd, but that’s what makes it a perfect addition to any dad joke compilation. Just don’t try telling it to your own wife unless you’re prepared for a serious eye-roll. And yet, despite all of this, the joke still manages to be endearing. It’s the kind of humor that dads everywhere excel at – a little bit goofy, a little bit corny, but ultimately, kind-hearted and well-intentioned.

Ah, the classic “let’s take this upstairs” dad joke – a staple of teenage romance and awkward humor alike. At first glance, this joke might seem like a cheap attempt at innuendo, but its true genius lies in the unexpected twist that follows. I can just picture the look on the girl’s face when she realizes what the boy is really talking about – talk about a buzzkill!

But we have to give the boy credit for his quick thinking and ability to turn an awkward situation into a funny one. Clever move, sir. And here’s to hoping they don’t get too worn out from all that heavy lifting – they’ve got a whole night of fun ahead of them! Wink, wink 😉

Who says you can’t combine your love for pasta with your love for cars? This dad joke proves that the two can go hand in hand – or wheel in the wheel, if you will. It’s a simple concept really: take one part spaghetti, one part engineering know-how, and voila! You have yourself a pasta-powered car.

Who needs a fancy sports car when you can have a spaghetti-powered one? But I can’t help but wonder about the practicality of such a creation. What happens if it rains? Does the car get soggy? And what about the smell? We can only hope that this dad has thought through all the logistical challenges of owning a pasta car.

This dad has apparently contracted a condition that compels him to tell airport-related jokes, and it’s so serious that the doctor has declared it terminal. We’re not quite sure what the prognosis is for a case like this, but we can only hope that the dad in question can keep his jokes in check long enough to avoid any major travel-related incidents.

Perhaps he should consider joining an airport joke support group or finding a new hobby altogether. On the other hand, maybe he’s onto something here – after all, airport humor is truly in a league of its own. From lost luggage to delayed flights, there’s no shortage of comedic material in the world of air travel.

We have to hand it to this dad – he’s certainly got a way with words. But we have to wonder, is the Spaghetto really such a bad place to be? I imagine it as a colorful, lively neighborhood full of bustling trattorias and little old ladies hanging their laundry out to dry.

I think there’s a certain charm to the Spaghetto that can’t be denied. Plus, we can only imagine the delicious smells wafting through the air. All in all, we think this dad joke might be a bit unfair to the good people of the Spaghetto. They might not have much, but at least they’ve got plenty of pasta.

Leave it to the master of horror to have a son with a name that sounds like it came straight out of a cheesy comedy routine. I can only imagine the barrage of jokes and puns that Joe must endure on a daily basis. But if your dad is no one other than the King of Horror himself, who cares about a few bullies along the way?

And who knows, maybe Joe will even use his unique name to his advantage someday. Perhaps he’ll become a stand-up comedian or a comedic writer, using his moniker as a jumping-off point for some clever jokes and witty one-liners. In any case, we have a feeling that Joe King will continue to bring a smile to people’s faces – whether he means to or not.

I have to admit; there’s a certain charm to the idea of an imaginary date. Think of all the possibilities – no awkward silences, no need to worry about what to wear, and best of all, no chance of getting stood up. It’s the perfect solution for anyone who’s tired of the dating scene.

Of course, the downside is that you’ll never get a goodnight kiss – but who needs that when you’ve got a lively imagination? But we have to wonder, if everyone’s imaginary, then who’s laughing at the joke? Is it all just a figment of our collective imagination? Or is this dad just messing with our heads? Spooky!

Looks like we’ve got a case of linguistic indigestion on our hands. Apparently, all those words and synonyms have given this dad thesaurus throat – a condition that we can only imagine involves a lot of impressive linguistic gymnastics. We can just picture him spouting off obscure vocabulary words and witty puns at the slightest provocation.

On the other hand, maybe he’s onto something here – who knows what other puns and jokes he could come up with if he started eating other reference materials. Maybe he’ll move on to encyclopedias next. I wonder what kind of physical discomfort that would give him!

Ah, the timeless question of grammar and syntax. It’s a topic that has confounded many a student and even some adults, but leave it to a dad to find a way to inject some humor into the situation. By using a cheeky (pun intended) play on words, this dad has managed to turn a potentially dull topic into something altogether more amusing.

It’s a bit absurd, but that’s part of what makes it so funny. We have to hand it to this dad for his quick wit and cheeky sense of humor. We just hope that he doesn’t take his linguistic pursuits too far – after all, there are some words that are best left unexamined.

There’s something inherently funny (and a bit mean-spirited, if we’re being honest) about poking fun at someone’s height. Of course, we can’t help but feel a bit sorry for those who are vertically challenged. After all, it’s not their fault that they can’t reach the top shelf. But this dad’s joke serves as a reminder that sometimes it’s okay to laugh at ourselves.

I can just picture the frustration of trying to reach something on a high shelf only to realize that it’s just out of reach. It’s a struggle that short people everywhere can surely relate to. But hey, at least they’ve got a sense of humor about it, right? And for that, we have to hand it to them. (Pun intended.)

I have to say; this dad joke is a real gut-buster. I mean, who doesn’t love a good pun? And this one’s got it all: a clueless patient, a straightforward doctor, and a classic play on words. You can practically hear the dad’s dad laugh echoing through the exam room.

But seriously, this doctor’s advice seems a little extreme. I mean, can’t the guy eat anything? What about salad? Or fruit? Or…okay, never mind. I can see why the doctor just gave up and went for the punchline. Let’s just hope the dad in this joke has a sense of humor – and a good supply of non-fatty snacks!

This dad joke is a real stinker. But in the best possible way! It’s the kind of joke that’s perfect for breaking the ice at a party or just making your kids roll their eyes and shake their heads in mock-disgust. But let’s be honest; if you’re a constipated detective, you probably have bigger problems to worry about than your punny nickname.

Maybe it’s time to lay off the takeout and start eating some fiber, Sherlock. In the meantime, we’ll just have to enjoy the silly wordplay and hope that our own bowels stay on track. And why is it that every time we hear the name “Sherlock,” we can’t help but think of poop? Maybe it’s just the nature of detective work.

This is the perfect blend of clever wordplay and relationship advice. But seriously, there’s a lot of wisdom in this joke. If someone can’t appreciate your sense of humor – even when it comes to fruity puns – then they might not be the right person for you.

It’s important to surround yourself with people who lift you up and make you laugh, no matter how corny the jokes may be. So the next time you’re feeling down, just remember: if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango. After all, there is plenty of other fish in the sea…or should I say, plenty of other fruits in the orchard?

I mean, a cover band called Duvet? Genius! It’s the kind of joke that makes you groan, laugh, and then immediately share it with your friends. But let’s be honest, if their music is as warm and cozy as a good duvet; then they’re definitely onto something! And who knows, maybe they’ll even make it big one day and have fans lining up to snuggle up with their music.

But seriously, being in a cover band is no easy feat. It takes a lot of talent and hard work to recreate someone else’s music in a way that honors the original while still making it your own. So hats off to Duvet – and to all the other cover bands out there – for keeping the music alive and making us all dance to the beat of their pun-tastic tunes.

. I can picture the eye-rolls and groans from here. But you know what? I love it. It’s so cheesy and ridiculous that it’s actually kind of brilliant. I mean, “reptile dysfunction”? That’s comedy gold right there. And poor little chameleon, struggling to change colors like it’s no big deal.

I can just imagine him trying to blend in with a bright green leaf while his friends tease him for being a one-trick lizard. But hey, if he ever needs a pick-me-up, he can always remind himself that at least he’s got a killer joke named after him. All in all, I give this dad joke two thumbs up (and one lizard tongue out).

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